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Keeping Up with the Kardashians is on Netflix instant.

It’s the ultimate of “God look at how awful these people are. I feel so justified in my existence” shows.

What’s to stop me from watching all four seasons of this in 36 hours?

Nothing, I tell you. Nothing.

This is the end for me.

I’ll see you all on the other side.